TGOGS

The Ghost of Gene Siskel here, coming off the bench for #5 as he finishes up his month of silence at the Greater Pflugerville Buddhist Meditation Zone. I humbly thank him for the guest slot; for the rest of you, I have a question. Have you ever purchased a videocassette at Goodwill because it had [...]

A Quick Thought on Grieco

Grieco, like the Universe, is always expanding.
One Day ’til The Ghost of Gene Siskel.

Why Grieco? Why?

Y’all remember when I used to review bad movies and talk about the crazy dreams I’d have? Man, those were good times. I am currently in the middle of a move and I have now officially worked 18 of the last 19 days, oft’ until the wee hours o’ the morn’. I knew this working [...]

Clip Show

Work will be the death of me and the death of Grieco. I ask you to hang in there with me until the middle of next week. I know I said that last week, but I really mean it this time. Meanwhile, please check out these past posts that I believe will make you smile:She’s [...]

Mammoth Watch

Well, my good friends at the SciFi channel are at it again. Mammoth is hitting the small screen this weekend, and with a tagline like “We hunted it to extinction, now it’s hunting us” you know it’s gonna be kickass. It also stars Tom Skerritt, a true believer in Grieco and a great American hero. [...]

And a Homecoming Queen

So, I am heading out to LA in a couple of weeks to, you know, take the world by storm with my unique brand of hair-care products and exfoliates. Since I received my tickets, I’ve been having these bizarre daydreams about the trip. I’ll be working or watching the latest episode of “Cash in the [...]

The Passion of The Grieco

In honor of Good Friday and Easter, I thought it would be a great time to mock the religion of my birth with an insightful look at the film that reinvigorated Faith and brought an obscure Holocaust-denying sect of Catholicism to light. Oh Mel Gibson, where was your Nazi-loving “don’t go there Diane” father when [...]

Stay With Me, Grieco

‘Sup y’all. I have finally got this work thing under control. I will be back tomorrow with a real post and next week should be filled with bold looks into the world of Grieco and perhaps even a post about Griecotology which is a bullshit religion that I’m just gonna pull out of my ass. [...]

Ted Theodore Logan

It’s great to be back. Cubs have been looking pretty good during my hiatus.
Now, let’s focus on something that has been bothering me of late or at least since yesterday when I watched Constantine. For those of you who don’t know (and I fear that is most of you) Constantine is based on a graphic [...]

Grieco Shall Return

Hey y’all, work is destroying me. However, I will return Wednesday with restored energy and the desire to talk about a little film I like to call SS DoomTrooper. Please feel free to catch up on some past posts.
Hold on to Grieco, for he holds on to you.