And Chevy Chase as the Voice of Cho Cho

While I was watching The Karate Dog (I actually prefer just Karate Dog) lat night, a friend of mine asked The Ghost of Gene Siskel and me if we would take roles in a picture like TKD. Our answer? A resounding “hell yes!” Believe me, I would come to the set just happy to be [...]

Why Do You Hate Krull?

The results from the best ‘80s fantasy vote are in. Here’s how it broke down:
Labyrinth: 2
Neverending Story: 2
Dark Crystal: 1
Flashdance: 1 write-in vote
Bruce Boxleitner’s Snakehead Terror: 1 write-in vote
Legend (Both Versions): 0
Krull: 0
(Note: I did catch some abuse for leaving out The Last Unicorn.)

I have to admit, I’m a little surprised. Not by Krull’s performance. [...]

We Know Your Legend’s Ree-ee-al

Opening night of Talent Show 1989 went very well. Now that it’s up and running I can finally return my focus to GIK. I have some potential hits waiting on my DVR, and my mom just sent me a new batch of DVDs, and you know she always sends at least one Grieco-worthy picture in [...]

Shameless Plug #2

Hey y’all. The voting on the best ’80s fantasy piece has been a little slow going. Right now, The Dark Crystal and The Neverending Story are battling it out with one vote each. I realize that summertime is upon us and folks are busy learning to love again, so I’ll keep the voting open for [...]

Tangerine Dream

I have loved the movie Legend for most of my life. I mean it has everything you could ever want in a film; a young wide-eyed Cruise with long hair, a short tunic, and the belief that he would someday conquer the world; sweet Mia Sara who as Sloan in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and [...]

Zombie Rave

Sometimes when that hallowed orb Luna gives way to that sonofabitch the sun, I awake to the horrid sounds of the alarm clock. In my half-waking state, I imagine that I’m getting out of bed to go to work on the set of a live-action movie version of Galaga. Then, I realize that I work [...]

Shameless Plug

Hey y’all.
Please check out my book The Guardian and The Shroud: Jack Rat’s First Adventure. It’s being carried by literaryroad.com. You can also listen to me ramble on about the book at http://blog.literaryroad.com/
It’s a bold kids’ piece and it’s pretty metal. Thanks, and tomorrow I’ll return to Grieco.

I Pull Out My Beretta

Whilst in LA, I had the chance to get fully caught up on Trapped in the Closet. I had watched parts 1-7 on BET, but I had no idea that the midget (sorry, little person) would go on to shit himself and that the Southern wife of the cop who was banging Sylvester’s wife [...]

L. Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron Away

I’m back from LA, and I’ve learned a few things. First, they’re not lying about the weather out there. It truly is perfect. Second, Scientologists are really fucking scary. I know everybody jokes about it and we all think Cruise has gone off the deep end, but until you’ve stared it in the face I [...]

The Land of Grieco

Hey y’all, I’m heading out to LA for a few days to make it big and generally keep it real. I shall return on Wednesday with tales of Grieco and reviews of movies. Yes, I will finally start reviewing movies again. Meanwhile, please feel free to go back to the beginning and relive all the [...]