The Dreams of Dylan McKay

So I’ve gotten way back into 90210 reruns. They’re kind of the only thing getting me through the work week at this point. I watch two episodes a day, but I fast-forward any scene that Andrea is in and any scene where Jamie “How Do You Talk to an Angel” Walters picks up his guitar, [...]

Happy Birthday BTS!

Friday is BTS’ birthday. He, like myself, has now reached the age of 30. Sure, we’re both doing well in our older age, but we shant sleep until Shrift, our Goth-rave-double-crucifixion-laden retlelling of Footloose comes to the big screen and takes the world by storm. Anyway, in honor of BTS, I am reposting the final [...]

I miss Phil Hartman, y’all.

Man, they started showing reruns of “News Radio” (one of the greatest shows of all time) on Nick at Nite, and one of the episodes I watched last night was the one where John Ritter comes to the station as Dr. Frank. It made me sad. I’ve never really gotten over the Phil Hartman thing, [...]

Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Just a quick note that has nothing to do with Grieco or bad movies. Some of you might be interested to know that after many years “Pinky and the Brain” and “Animaniacs” are coming out on DVD tomorrow. I don’t know how you feel about these shows, but the episode of “Pinky and the Brain” [...]

Real Dragons, Bro. Real Dragons

If you’re a regular GIK reader you know that I’m a big fan of dragon pictures. I’ve delved into the lore of the mighty beast of yore by reviewing such films as Darkest Knight and Dragonslayer, and Reign of Fire is secretly one of my favorite movies. But my friends I do believe I may [...]

The Return of Clubber

I shit you not. Rocky and Clubber have returned. One shall step back into the ring and the other shall commentate. If you haven’t watched the trailer for Rocky Balboa (clever title), you must do so immediately.

Pants!

I had a chance to sip free cola and eat free BBQ at a bold corporate music event last night. Some doucebag won $20,000 for writing a song that I’m pretty sure one of my cats could bang out, and the featured guest of the evening, Macy Gray, didn’t show. I imagine she was wandering [...]

The Dreaded Re-run

The year is more than half over and I’m trying to adjust to my new work schedule, so I thought it would be a good time to look back at the predictions I made at the beginning of the year to see how I was doing. Just so you know, Ocean’s 13 is in pre-production [...]

Thank Grieco It’s Friday

So, I’ve returned to the regular workforce. It was a sad day, but my current situation has driven me to leave the house and join the rest of the world in long commutes and fluorescent lighting. Truth be told, it’s a pretty cool job, and very soon it will be a part-time gig, so I’ll [...]

Happy ID4!

Dear World,
I hope everyone had a great holiday celebrating our victory over the invading aliens. Things looked bleak in those days of battle, but thanks to our former-war hero Amercian President, a hip street-smart scientist, a drunken lout, a fast-talikng pilot, a variety of stereotypes, and some really bad dialogue, victory was ours!
Let us not [...]