Where Have All the Drifters Gone?

As I prepare myself for the upcoming long weekend and opening night of the Halloween remake, I am reminded that the Summer movie season is coming to an end. Now, as far as blockbusters go, it was a fairly bold season. Spider Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Bourne 3, Potter 5, Transformers, [...]

TV Themes (Part 2)

Hello All,
Thanks for the great responses to the TV theme question. All bold in their own right. I know there are still more out there, so if you haven’t submitted, do so on What Would We Do Baby…?
I’m going to try to put together a full list for next week, so those of [...]

What Would We Do Baby…?

I’ve been watching a bit of “Veronica Mars” (fuck you, it’s awesome) with the lovely Sherpa, and I find myself humming the catchy Dandy Warhols’ opening theme. It’s made me start thinking a lot about TV theme songs. Now, I know one man’s Alan Thicke is another man’s Johnny Mathis, but there are [...]

Brothers in Grieco (17-August)

Hello, All.
I know things can get a little insulated over here at GIK, so I wanted to start shedding some light on some Brothers in Grieco out there; those who are tackling the big issues like bad movies, haircuts, and anything else that’s worth learning about. For instance, I heard about a bike ride/pie eating [...]

What’s on SciFi?

SciFi is rockin’ a disaster theme this weekend, and it should be kickass. If you have no plans, I suggest you settle in for Fire: Nature Unleashed at 6:00 AM and then just see where the day takes you.

Voight in Tights!

When you’ve seen as many Grieco-worthy pictures as I have, you start to become a bit desensitized to crap. That’s why I get really excited when I see a part of a movie that’s so absurd it truly blows my mind. I had one of these glorious moments this past weekend.
After celebrating the [...]

This is Spartan!

So, I now know what my hell will be. A TV with no cable and 7 of 11 channels broadcast in a language I don’t speak. That’s how I am rolling in the new house, and it’s made keeping up with Lifetime, SciFi, and the myriad other bad movie outlets very difficult. However, [...]

An Apology to Capser

Readers of GIK know that I have not been kind to Capser Van Dien over the past two years. Although his films such as The Omega Code and Starship Troopers rank among my favorites, I take some delight in mocking his strong jaw, clenched teeth, and unwavering hair. Perhaps it is mere jealousy that [...]

The Bourne Cephalopod

Two weeks ago, myself and my former college roomates ( I was living with them at the time) settled down to watch Super Gator, another original movie from one of the three gnomes that writes all of the stuff on the SciFi channel. While it was a semi-awesome, semi-softcore picture staring Judi Dench lookalike [...]