Good Night, Sweet Grieco

The Dark Times come fast, my friends. One day you’re a telephone psychic and on top of the world, the next day your wife leaves you, she gets shot, you lose your job, and your cat dies. You find yourself living in a cold, bitter wasteland, sleeping on the floor of a furnitureless apartment with [...]

A Collection of Griecos

Over the last year while I was totally dropping the GIK ball, I would catch pieces of movies, read descriptions on the Guide, and see previews that made me think of Grieco and how I needed to get back to it. Of course, I failed. However, before Grieco and I ride off into the sunset, [...]

Spooooky! (‘07)

Last week, I highlighted some of the worst Halloween movies that the SciFi channel had to offer. Last year, in a post cleverly titled Spooooky!, I tried to highlight some horror movies that I feel the people need to see. Not the classics, but ones that have, for some unknown reason, been missed by far [...]

Time to Get Spooooky

With Halloween quickly approaching, I want to put together at least a few posts celebrating my favorite holiday of the year (take that Birth/Resurrection of Jesus!). Sorry. That was uncalled for. Especially when effing Flag Day is really the bain of my existence.
Anyway, to get things started, I have returned to the familiar stomping grounds [...]

Name that Movie: Is it…Naked Demon Summoning Circle?

Last week, I was flipping through the channels (finally got cable!) and testing myself as I am wont to do. The test is to see how quickly I can name the movie that is showing. My goal is always to get it before I hear a line of dialogue, and as my former roommates can [...]

Where Have All the Drifters Gone?

As I prepare myself for the upcoming long weekend and opening night of the Halloween remake, I am reminded that the Summer movie season is coming to an end. Now, as far as blockbusters go, it was a fairly bold season. Spider Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Bourne 3, Potter 5, Transformers, [...]

Brothers in Grieco (17-August)

Hello, All.
I know things can get a little insulated over here at GIK, so I wanted to start shedding some light on some Brothers in Grieco out there; those who are tackling the big issues like bad movies, haircuts, and anything else that’s worth learning about. For instance, I heard about a bike ride/pie eating [...]

What’s on SciFi?

SciFi is rockin’ a disaster theme this weekend, and it should be kickass. If you have no plans, I suggest you settle in for Fire: Nature Unleashed at 6:00 AM and then just see where the day takes you.

Voight in Tights!

When you’ve seen as many Grieco-worthy pictures as I have, you start to become a bit desensitized to crap. That’s why I get really excited when I see a part of a movie that’s so absurd it truly blows my mind. I had one of these glorious moments this past weekend.
After celebrating the [...]

The Bourne Cephalopod

Two weeks ago, myself and my former college roomates ( I was living with them at the time) settled down to watch Super Gator, another original movie from one of the three gnomes that writes all of the stuff on the SciFi channel. While it was a semi-awesome, semi-softcore picture staring Judi Dench lookalike [...]