Have We Met Before, Monsieur?

So, this it. We’re down to our final three posts. Let’s not dwell on the past or focus on the sadness of it all. Instead, let’s act as though we are young attractive characters in a movie who have just found out that they will die in three months, so they choose to embrace all [...]

Sequels: Part I

I saw an enormous ad for National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets the other day, and it got me pretty fired up. TGOGS and I left the Wonder Twins behind when the original Natty Treas hit the theaters and we loved it. Kind of. I mean it was way too long, but totally awesome none [...]

Time to Get Spooooky

With Halloween quickly approaching, I want to put together at least a few posts celebrating my favorite holiday of the year (take that Birth/Resurrection of Jesus!). Sorry. That was uncalled for. Especially when effing Flag Day is really the bain of my existence.
Anyway, to get things started, I have returned to the familiar stomping grounds [...]

T’ai Chi in Space

From the moment I saw the preview for The Fountain, I was fired up. It looked bold in every way with a future-past epic quality that I find irresistible. Sadly, it was out for like three days in the ATX, so I missed it. But now that I am not on the run from the [...]

Name that Movie: Is it…Naked Demon Summoning Circle?

Last week, I was flipping through the channels (finally got cable!) and testing myself as I am wont to do. The test is to see how quickly I can name the movie that is showing. My goal is always to get it before I hear a line of dialogue, and as my former roommates can [...]

What’s on SciFi?

SciFi is rockin’ a disaster theme this weekend, and it should be kickass. If you have no plans, I suggest you settle in for Fire: Nature Unleashed at 6:00 AM and then just see where the day takes you.

The Bourne Cephalopod

Two weeks ago, myself and my former college roomates ( I was living with them at the time) settled down to watch Super Gator, another original movie from one of the three gnomes that writes all of the stuff on the SciFi channel. While it was a semi-awesome, semi-softcore picture staring Judi Dench lookalike [...]

What’s on SciFi?

I finished Potter, and I’m slowly returning to normal. That said, I’d like to introduce a new segment on GIK. I toyed with it in the past, but I never fully committed, but now that’s going to change, because I think we’d all be better people if we knew what we were missing by [...]

The Twilight Tron

The lovely Sherpa stumbled upon a bold piece on the Sleuth network last night. I was surprised, because I thought Sleuth just ran reruns of “Colombo,” “Magnum P.I.,” and “Miami Vice” over and over again, which of course is totally awesome. However, on this All Hallows’ Eve, they busted out with some “horror.” And thank [...]

Spooooky!

October is in full swing and I’m very excited, because it’s by far my favorite month. Some might suggest that I’m selfish and only like October for it’s the month of my birth. I say to those cynical pricks, “Nay, sirs. My love of October stems from my love of all things terrifying.” It’s true. [...]