Final Four (Game 2)

The Saint vs. Mazes and Monsters

In many ways, this is even a better battle than the last game. The Saint is clearly the prohibitive favorite of this tournament (say, like UCONN) and Mazes and Monsters is a movie that some would say never should have been in the tournament in the first place (you know, [...]

The Saint vs. Eyes of the Werewolf

Eyes of the Werewolf
The greatest challenge of watching Eyes of the Werewolf is trying to figure out when the hell it was made. While it was “released” in 2003, the high-waisted jeans, high-cut panties, and the abundance of Geo Trackers on the road suggest a different time altogether. The story follows a man who receives [...]

Bottoms Up: Movie Drinking Games

Let me start by saying that I am not much of a drinker. Nor do I encourage others to drink (you hear that youngsters?). However, there are a few movies out there that can be greatly enhanced with these college-inspired, expertly-designed drinking games, so if you are of-age and you have absolutely nothing to do [...]

Hang Your Head in Shame (Part II)

You can all exhale. I know you’ve been waiting. Here are the final 5 of the 10 worst performances of all time.
Worst Onscreen Freakout
Renee Zellweger – Empire Records – I believe the slightly reptilian/I-look-like-I-just-sucked- on-a-lemon Renee Zellweger is a highly overrated actor, what with her various awards and nominations. She is a good Texas girl, [...]