It Ain’t Easy Being Grieco

There comes a point in your life when you have to look in the mirror and admit that some weird shit comes your way. You’ve been a telephone psychic, you’ve sold stuffed bunnies door-to-door, you’ve handed out menus in a blizzard while wearing a chef’s hat, you’ve starred in two fake Italian weddings, you’ve watched [...]

Back from Thanksgiving

The 4-day weekend was beautiful but too short. I have recovered from beige food overdose. I am going to try something new to try to get GIK back up and running on a regular basis. Start looking for posts to go up on the weekend. I hope to do at least two (maybe 3) a [...]

Coming Soon to a Grieco Near You!

Hello GIK readers. I just wanted to let everyone know that I am doing my best to keep up with all things Grieco. I know I have only managed about 2 posts a week, but I promise to keep fighting the good Grieco as we move closer to Grieco is King: Year 3. Got some [...]

Moved In!

Finally got moved into my new home. Of course, the movers totally sold us out, so we had to do that shit ourselves. Give me a day or two to recover and GIK will be back in full swing. You want to know more about a Bourne Identity/Hunt for Red October/Jaws rip off [...]

Yellow Belt Fever

Sorry I haven’t followed up since the birthday celebration, but I’ve been focused on Kung Fu. Luckily, my work paid off and I’m now a yellow belt, which I consider to be the Grieco of the belts. Sure, it’s not the coolest and some have suggested it’s womanish, but it stands out in a crowd [...]

One Year

This weekend, GIK celebrated it’s first birthday. Yep, Grieco has been filling our hearts and minds for a year. I totally thought this was going to last like a month at the most. I’m planning a big birthday bash, but with the holidays coming things are kind of crazy, so we’ll throw down next week [...]

Up and In in Beverly Hills

What up, y’all? I had to stay in LA for an extra week. I’m still here and hot on the trail of Grieco. I shall return next week to tell you about my newly found tan.

To Hollywood!

Hey y’all, I’m heading back to Hollywood for a spell. I shall return next week unless I meet Grieco and convince him to star in my new picture, Ghost on My Toast. It’s a supernatural breakfast thriller for ‘Tweens. It’s gonna be awesome. Anyway, have a good week, and keep in mind that GIK will [...]

Chin up, Passenger 57

Hey y’all,
Friday the 13th Part III in 3-D blew my mind, and then those bits of brain flew off the screen at everybody else. I’ll have a full report this week, but I’m still trying to deal with it on an emotional level. In the mean time, check out how the Grieco-worthy Snipes is trying [...]

The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Dear “Grieco is King” Readers,
I was scanning your precious Internet in search of a Thai hooker I once laid down with while I was shooting an as yet unreleased picture with Sean Astin and the kid from “Mr. Belvedere.” I wanted to get her take on the recent military coup that’s occurred in her homeland. [...]