Have We Met Before, Monsieur?

So, this it. We’re down to our final three posts. Let’s not dwell on the past or focus on the sadness of it all. Instead, let’s act as though we are young attractive characters in a movie who have just found out that they will die in three months, so they choose to embrace all [...]

This is Spartan!

So, I now know what my hell will be. A TV with no cable and 7 of 11 channels broadcast in a language I don’t speak. That’s how I am rolling in the new house, and it’s made keeping up with Lifetime, SciFi, and the myriad other bad movie outlets very difficult. However, [...]

Final Four (Game 2)

The Saint vs. Mazes and Monsters

In many ways, this is even a better battle than the last game. The Saint is clearly the prohibitive favorite of this tournament (say, like UCONN) and Mazes and Monsters is a movie that some would say never should have been in the tournament in the first place (you know, [...]

The Saint vs. Eyes of the Werewolf

Eyes of the Werewolf
The greatest challenge of watching Eyes of the Werewolf is trying to figure out when the hell it was made. While it was “released” in 2003, the high-waisted jeans, high-cut panties, and the abundance of Geo Trackers on the road suggest a different time altogether. The story follows a man who receives [...]

I Could See Y’all if My Horizon Wasn’t So Blind

Man, I heard about this burger that replaces the bun with two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. At first, I threw up in my mouth a little, but then I became really intrigued. I mean a burger donut. These truly are magical times in which we live.
Blind Horizon
I can’t really explain the sheer mess that is Blind [...]

Kilmer, Talking Dog in Heated Race

Well, it looks as though Kev’s last minute vote tipped the race in favor of Blind Horizon, so I will move it to the top of my Netflix list. However, what kind of man would I be if I passed up the opportunity to watch Karate Dog? Look for a review of Voight’s work and [...]

Bottoms Up: Movie Drinking Games

Let me start by saying that I am not much of a drinker. Nor do I encourage others to drink (you hear that youngsters?). However, there are a few movies out there that can be greatly enhanced with these college-inspired, expertly-designed drinking games, so if you are of-age and you have absolutely nothing to do [...]